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*Epic Music*

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*Epic Music*

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*Gunshot*

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That

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That

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That

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That that that that that that that that that

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That that that that that that that that

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Spiders. Spiders. Spiders.

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Hat Talks MEP here*

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*Good evening gang*

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*Hat Talks MEP here*

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*Hello Line 4 good evening*

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*Good evening gang*

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*Hat Talks MEP here*

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*Hat Talks MEP here*

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*Greatly Enhanced his Reputation*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Hat Talks MEP*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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*Fuck you Deputy Stike*

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How are you doing?

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How are you doing?

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Anaconda G.

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Scruffy.

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Pratt.

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Agonia.

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Niall Hearty.

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Thomas Fox.

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Kevoshi.

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Early morning crew.

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Oh.

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You're so obsessed with me.

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You're a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar.

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Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. You have been peddling live.

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Fuck you deputy steiner. Fuck you deputy steiner.

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Hello line four. Good evening.

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Good evening gay. Pat Cox MEP here. Pat Cox MEP here.

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A toast of nananjaisers.

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Laryngeal to a path.

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A toast of nananjaisers.

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Greatly enhanced his reputation.

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Greatly enhanced his reputation.

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Talking the soundtrack to Pro Evolution Soccer 2005.

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Turn that down because you can't hear me.

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The soundtrack to Pro Evolution Soccer 2005 there.

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An exciting piece of BGM background music.

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Which lined the menus of the game.

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Where we wanted to choose league.

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Fucking World Cup.

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Master League.

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Copa del Rey.

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Probably didn't have that.

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Probably didn't have the license to the Copa del Rey.

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Steve Jennings is in the house though.

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Long time no see it.

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I'm trying to bring it back.

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To the daytime.

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The daytime chill out.

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The Shenmue Dream.

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We can't rekindle that dream.

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That dream died a long time ago.

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The Japanese dream died.

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And it won't be reawoken.

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Or re-dreamt until August.

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When Shenmue 3 comes out.

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Chairface.

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Leon Dunn.

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T. Maloon.

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Thomas Fox.

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I hope you're alright.

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Steve Jennings.

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Thank you very much Steve Jennings.

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If it doesn't get done.

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Then it's never gonna get done.

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Okay.

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We're playing London Life Simulator.

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Pierluigi Colina.

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Has just sent his deepest sympathies.

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For you.

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And your family.

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There he is.

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And he wants you to know.

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That everything's gonna be alright.

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Pierluigi Colina there.

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And also a spider.

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We might be able to fucking do a bit of a Colina slideshow.

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Let's get this Pierluigi Colina jab going.

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Thank you very much Steve Jennings.

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Steve Jennings.

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The name is Jeeve Stennings.

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Okay.

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He knows what's going on.

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He knows the crack.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Take this tip on top of the state.

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The state.

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Says.

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Love the Zurich vid.

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The Zurich vid.

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Yeah.

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The Zurich vid is after you Steve.

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Make sure you've got your pension lined up.

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Yeah.

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I guess it's done.

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Just get it done.

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And get it done fast.

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Because if it don't get it done.

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Then it's never gonna get done.

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It's never gonna get done.

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Stephen B.

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You gotta make sure you've got everything happening.

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And everything going on.

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Okay.

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And make sure you get things done.

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Because if you don't.

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If it doesn't get done.

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It's never gonna get done.

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Okay.

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That's my.

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That's my philosophy.

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That's my credo.

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Here he is.

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He's just after.

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Sending in.

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Five emails.

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One to Steve Jennings.

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Another to Stevie B.

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Another three.

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Emails.

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have just been dispatched by Kierluigi Kalina titled Seven Seconds to Brainschlug.

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Okay.

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Egg and pudding and beef.

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Egg and pudding and beans, baby.

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This is a game about EastEnders. I don't know if you've seen the film EastEnders. It's on most nights.

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It's a violent show about some hardcore Cockney rebels and we're gonna jump right into this.

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We'll have this clocked. I've never played the second game. I only played the first.

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But I reckon if we stay at it and we stay at it hard, we'll clock the fucker by the end of today or tomorrow.

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Oh.

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Welcome to the stream. Get ready for some class EastEnders kind of cut scenes.

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Have you heard the tunes?

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Bit choppy but it's uh...

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Jailbroken PS3. Jailbroken PS3.

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The jailbreak might fuck us up. Hopefully not.

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Please make a manual save to activate and save your progress. Okay.

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Danny Dyer here we go.

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Don't make me shoot you man. I'll do it.

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Drop the gun. Put it down.

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Don't make me shoot you man. He sounded... He didn't sound like he was white. The fella saying that. Maybe they've got two different... They've got a different... You know... Doing the voice. Different people doing the voices.

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I can't believe it. She's had more pricks than the second hand dart balls. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

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And you're in love with her. Shut up. I can't believe you're getting the hunt over her brass. She was a fucking brass. Yeah? She was my brass. She's a fucking brass. She's a brass. She's anybody's by definition. When you spend six months on her she's your fucking brass. Right? She's a brass. What was I supposed to do? It's my job.

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She was my fucking brass. Oi, oi, oi. Concentrate on this job, yeah? No, but. Oh, honestly. What's the matter with you? You're like little... You always have to have the last word, don't you? This needs to be like clockwork. Not clockwork. Bloody Orange. Shut up. You listening? Yes, sir. Shut up. I ain't the liability around here, ain't he? Your liability, son. Your fucking liability.

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Me? Oi, oi. Be aware of each other, alright? Well, this is real life interspersed. The game will be interspersed, by the way, with real life cockney stuff. From me to you.

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Oi oi!

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It's Collins.

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It could be Goldilocks and 11 fucking bears as far as you're concerned.

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Just bring them in.

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Guy Ritchie.

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Guy Ritchie.

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Mitchell.

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Second floor up. Green door.

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Shut up.

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There's around to the left. Check your wires. Fire up.

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Up the apples and bears, Harry. Up the apples and bears, Harry.

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19 already in there. The keeper's posted. Team in position and ready.

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Well, get in there then.

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Get in there then.

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Tommy fucking Robinson.

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Wow, look at the graphics. They haven't aged. Which way are the stairs?

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The graphics have not aged. You'd be so glad to hear, guys. Yeah, guys.

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The target flat is floor two. Lots of graffiti. You can't miss it. This is.

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This is.

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Free aim system. Free aim. Move up, move down. Free aim.

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Keep it clean, boys. Now, the flat is marked by some graffiti. Take the door out. Fuck off, dealer scum.

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Nice. Fuck you, Julia. Up the...

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I think the drug dealer lives here. The apartment... The flat with the writing outside that says, "Dealer, get out. Fuck off." Yeah. I think we're in... I think we're in the right place.

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Secure the area, man. Make sure those fuckers are helicoptered.

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I just fucking swatted one of my men.

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Get up, sunshine.

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Grant's gonna be here.

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There's a grant for you.

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Student Grant.

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Oi.

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Oi, oi.

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Alright, let's have a look who's inside. Where's breakfast being served?

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Class, man. So real. So like EastEnders. This is the new EastEnders, guys.

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Oi, oi, oi, it's like nanny on ya.

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We got some schnookta on the table.

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Back off. Oi, oi. The dapper laughs, mate.

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We see them. They're leaving the flat.

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Bye-bye. See you later. Good night and God bless. You mug. Good night and God bless.

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It doesn't work. Right.

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It's a great flat. It's a great flat.

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Where the fuck am I going? Wrong way. Through here. Down here. Through this.

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Police! Don't shoot!

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Just try it.

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It'll be EastEnders. EastEnders after dark. EastEnders nights.

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Remember they did Baywatch nights.

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They should do fucking EastEnders nights, man. Just have guns and swearing in it.

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Hellman. Hellman, brothers.

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Don't waste time.

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You have a laugh, aren't you?

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Request for support. Playground area. The area we went. Team 2. Give support.

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Play on.

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Come on, sir. Let's go.

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You wanna go to bed, sunshine? You're falling down the stairs, mate.

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You just fell down the stairs. You need to go back to sleep, my friend.

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You're in the turtle rest now, sunshine. Give garage your ring for me, yeah?

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Where are we? Brixton? Or Lambeth? Or Peckham?

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Oi, oi!

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There's no one that we've done. Spirly on Galway, Mitch.

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Mitch. I'm Mitch Winehouse. This is for Amy. Oi, oi! Bah!

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Come on, you Spurs!

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Come on, you Spurs!

261
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Come on, you Spurs!

262
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I'll see you later! I'll see you later!

263
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Bye! Bye-bye!

264
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,220
The team's bigger.

265
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,220
Nelson Mandela estate!

266
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,220
He's Nelson Mandela now!

267
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,220
In it, in it, in it! Oi, oi, oi!

268
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We're all the... In the playground. We've got it under control.

269
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Officer down!

270
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Just get the fuck out!

271
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Oh, he's down!

272
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,220
We see the gunner up on the second floor.

273
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Bitch, you get after him!

274
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I'm gonna be so big, sir.

275
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,220
Thank you very much!

276
00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220
Thanks very much, Carrigstone!

277
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Where the fuck is this clown now?

278
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,220
Thanks very much, uh, Frank "The Wang" Higgins.

279
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,220
Stevie V!

280
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:03,220
Thanks very much, Stevie V!

281
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,220
I'll go get out of this.

282
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I'll go get out of this.

283
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I'll go get out of this.

284
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I'll go get out of this.

285
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I'll go get out of this.

286
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I'll go get out of this.

287
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I'll go get out of this.

288
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I'll go get out of this.

289
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I'll go get out of this.

290
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I'll go get out of this.

291
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I'll go get out of this.

292
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I'll go get out of this.

293
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I'll go get out of this.

294
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I'll go get out of this.

295
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I'll go get out of this.

296
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I'll go get out of this.

297
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I'll go get out of this.

298
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I'll go get out of this.

299
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I'll go get out of this.

300
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I'll go get out of this.

301
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I'll go get out of this.

302
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I'll go get out of this.

303
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I'll go get out of this.

304
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I'll go get out of this.

305
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I'll go get out of this.

306
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I'll go get out of this.

307
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I'll go get out of this.

308
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I'll go get out of this.

309
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I'll go get out of this.

310
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I'll go get out of this.

311
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I'll go get out of this.

312
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I'll go get out of this.

313
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I'll go get out of this.

314
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I'll go get out of this.

315
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I'll go get out of this.

316
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I'll go get out of this.

317
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I'll go get out of this.

318
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I'll go get out of this.

319
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I'll go get out of this.

320
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I'll go get out of this.

321
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I'll go get out of this.

322
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I'll go get out of this.

323
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I'll go get out of this.

324
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I'll go get out of this.

325
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I'll go get out of this.

326
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I'll go get out of this.

327
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I'll go get out of this.

328
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I'll go get out of this.

329
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I'll go get out of this.

330
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I'll go get out of this.

331
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I'll go get out of this.

332
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I'll go get out of this.

333
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I'll go get out of this.

334
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I'll go get out of this.

335
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I'll go get out of this.

336
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I'll go get out of this.

337
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I'll go get out of this.

338
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I'll go get out of this.

339
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,220
I'll go get out of this.

340
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,220
I'll go get out of this.

341
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,220
I'll go get out of this.

342
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,220
I'll go get out of this.

343
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,220
I'll go get out of this.

344
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,220
I'll go get out of this.

345
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,220
He's got a shotgun.

346
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,220
We're going rogue.

347
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,220
We're going rogue.

348
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,220
We're going rogue.

349
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,220
I'm getting boosted.

350
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,220
He's gone upstairs.

351
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:26,220
He's after going up the apples and bears Harry.

352
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,220
What you say?

353
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,220
He's a ninny.

354
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,220
He's a ninny.

355
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,220
Nail him.

356
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220
Back off.

357
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,220
I've got a hostage.

358
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,220
A hostage.

359
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,220
Fuck.

360
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,220
Sorry about that.

361
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,220
Hostage went bar bar.

362
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,220
He's fucking.

363
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:49,220
Rigor mortis is set in awful early.

364
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,220
Poor hostage went fucking.

365
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,220
Went see you later.

366
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,220
Getting mugged off mate.

367
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,220
They're hostage.

368
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,220
He's a ninny.

369
00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,220
He's a ninny.

370
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,220
He's a ninny.

371
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,220
That hostage was trying to mug me off.

372
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:07,220
I had to put a slug in her cabbage.

373
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,220
Okay.

374
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,220
I can't take much more of this.

375
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,220
Sorry.

376
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,220
Everyone there.

377
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,220
How are you in the chat?

378
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,220
Killer tea bag.

379
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,220
Anaconda.

380
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,220
Jamie O'Hare.

381
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,220
Andrew Mooney.

382
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,220
Eric.

383
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,220
Gavin McInnes.

384
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,220
Kyle Hopkins.

385
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,220
Did the.

386
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,220
Do you know when the donation came through then?

387
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,220
Was there an EastEnders?

388
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,220
Could you hear the fucking noise of the EastEnders?

389
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,220
The clip.

390
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,220
James.

391
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,220
James.

392
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:50,220
James Roos.

393
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,220
How are you?

394
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:52,220
Troy Banks.

395
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,220
In it.

396
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,220
Britain's Hardest Mugs.

397
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,220
Yeah we could.

398
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,220
Okay.

399
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,220
Cool.

400
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,220
Cool.

401
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,220
Cool.

402
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,220
Cool.

403
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,220
No you couldn't.

404
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:02,220
No noise.

405
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,220
You serious?

406
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,220
Couldn't hear it.

407
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,220
People saying yeah.

408
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220
Someone saying no.

409
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,220
No sound.

410
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,220
You fucking.

411
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,220
You couldn't hear.

412
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,220
What about this here?

413
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,220
Try it again.

414
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,220
It'll work.

415
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:14,220
If you.

416
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,220
If you couldn't.

417
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,220
If you could hear it.

418
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,220
What did it see?

419
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,220
Seen the video but no noise.

420
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,220
Ah fuck.

421
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,220
Okay.

422
00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:31,780
if you if you couldn't if you could hear it what did it say seen the video with no noise ah fuck

423
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:41,540
i'll see you later i'll see you later

424
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:54,980
could you hear that that was a test john there's no one called john who's after donating 90 that

425
00:23:54,980 --> 00:24:00,740
didn't happen that was a test if you could hear that then we're all right if you couldn't hear it

426
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,160
then we're fucked

427
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,960
okay

428
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:15,560
okay okay okay what about this

429
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:31,220
that was a real one dahio thank you very much you heard that okay right let's go we should be okay

430
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:44,820
now thank you very much dahio seven seconds away i'll be sleeping i'll be sleeping i'll be sleeping

431
00:24:44,820 --> 00:25:01,860
he's hiding behind the chimney like dick van dyke he's a fucking dick van dildy he's a chimney sweep

432
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:10,340
he likes sweeping chimney scuff he went to australia i learned that caught me eggs

433
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:23,620
east enders this is for fucking michelle gale that's for fucking calf in the calf that's for

434
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:35,700
past butcher that's for al from fucking home and away i need a medic

435
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,660
back down

436
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,540
bianca

437
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:52,580
this is london this is what happens when you move to london guys best look best look with the move

438
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,740
to london it's fucked

439
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,180
heard you're moving to london yeah

440
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:04,140
Fucking hell fucking pigs call you keep the fuck out. Oh, hey

441
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,900
Jesus calm down Mitchell

442
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,540
The news at 6 a.m. Reports just in of a shooting in the London Docklands area

443
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:27,740
This case is music with that dude. I was wondering what kind of dream we were living in dude dude dude ding ding ding ding ding ding

444
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:33,360
Did you do ding ding ding? They didn't have that they didn't have the budget for proper music in the game

445
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,720
They spent it all on

446
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,440
Bianca's voice

447
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:45,440
Dumb kid in the back kid. Yeah a teenager. He had a gun or at least a snide one

448
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,880
Nick good Mitchell over here. Oh, yeah, hey bosh

449
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:57,620
Mitch is in there Monroe was impressed. He won't say it though. Oh, it's a leg so fucking so-o boys

450
00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:02,380
Nothing but to what doesn't kill your mates on you. Oh, yeah, that's something coke on yardage turf

451
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:10,580
You're not having a fry-up and skimming machines. What's all that about? That's new stuff next brother stepped in

452
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,100
morning, oh, oh

453
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:22,840
What songs? What songs the pot egg pudding and beans we don't do putting over here. This is Britain, mate

454
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:34,720
Good rough around the edges rough too. You're not wrong there rough around the edges

455
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:41,560
I suppose you'd be a bit rough around the edges and you get some squaddies were so fucking sharp around the edges. They hurt too many people

456
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:48,320
Maybe next time to get one of their teammates in the back. I mean it don't count when it's just some kid on them in yeah, what are you gonna?

457
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:53,360
Hey ladies downstairs now oh you too stop hard

458
00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,740
What's your son?

459
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,740
Hey

460
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,320
I'll pretend I didn't see that

461
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:13,200
Where's the milk from our tree? It's a boxing gym called Shoreditch Boys Club on Hoxton Square

462
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:19,320
Sockers are trying to deal with it, but they need backup. Why us? It's a gang shooting the Collins crew are involved

463
00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,580
How fast can you move this thing Mitchell?

464
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,640
You having a laugh ain't ya?

465
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:39,120
Argent call, Argent call from shortage boys, awaiting backup.

466
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,240
Let's go, quick before the situation gets out of control.

467
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,760
Situation's already out of control, ain't it?

468
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,120
Traffic, oi, congestion charge.

469
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,660
Move out my way.

470
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,060
This is driving people, this is how you drive in London.

471
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,060
Team two, ETA one minute.

472
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:09,060
Just stick the siren on and fucking breeze it, man.

473
00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:15,800
London is, it's got a lot of cars in it, a lot of smog.

474
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,740
It has a lot of fucking parking restrictions.

475
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:23,140
There's a congestion charge in the middle of the town.

476
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:29,060
If you want to head into town, it takes an hour to get into town, from anywhere.

477
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,060
Costs a lot of money.

478
00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:40,740
You have to tap up and you have to go on the tube, which is a fucking tube that goes underground.

479
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,300
Little shuttles.

480
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Little miniature shuttles inside the tube stations.

481
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800
Little miniature shuttles inside the tube stations.

482
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,800
And you get inside those tubes.

483
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,480
And they just breeze you around.

484
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,940
Get out the fucking way, man.

485
00:29:52,940 --> 00:30:03,680
And it's a big city.

486
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680
It's a big city.

487
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,680
PlayStation 2, they did well enough for the PS2.

488
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,680
Where's this?

489
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,680
Old Street.

490
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,680
We're nearly there.

491
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,420
Old Street.

492
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:17,420
This is, we're heading into the hipster area now.

493
00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:19,420
This is the east end of London.

494
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:28,420
Used to be hardcore, salt of the earth, Frank Butchers.

495
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,420
And it's a big city.

496
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,420
Oh shit.

497
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:34,420
But now it's, uh, it's kids with fucking money.

498
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:35,420
Playing holy fuck.

499
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,420
I'm going wrong here.

500
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:41,300
and holy fuck I'm going wrong here

501
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,660
how are you Jimmy Jesus

502
00:30:55,700 --> 00:31:02,940
whoa this is Shenmue III now we've got a preview glimpse of Shenmue III and

503
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:12,440
there is the famous red bus from Japan you remember that from your Japanese orals

504
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:21,180
man I have the fucking Japanese oral in the morning man I didn't learn the pro the

505
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:31,140
the proverbs I didn't learn fucking Tai Chi man I've got the orals tomorrow oh yeah

506
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:37,380
green chill here we are we've arrived at Grange Hill

507
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:50,360
with his songs yeah what's that meant to me why's it always got to be like this hey

508
00:31:50,360 --> 00:32:10,120
mamma duck of Tower Hamlets thanks very much for the fucking two-year-old pearly queen donation there that's nice how'd you pick up an extra weapon here I want to pick up this gun can't do it swap to the MP5

509
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:26,200
In the back.

510
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,860
I just shot my mate.

511
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:34,860
I just shot my mush.

512
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,300
Leave me to cry on my own.

513
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,340
I just shot my mush.

514
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,320
Fucking hell.

515
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,660
Getting out of here.

516
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,480
Maybe if I just lean against the wall.

517
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,180
Is that the crack you can repair?

518
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,180
Yeah.

519
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,740
Lean against the wall.

520
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,680
Lean and repair.

521
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,780
Lean back.

522
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,200
What are you doing, you slag?

523
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,220
I don't know, Marcus.

524
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,520
I just stand here all day.

525
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,060
Thanks very much, Jason Statham.

526
00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:11,660
Really doing the Lord's work there.

527
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,920
And I want to say, I want to say something, Jason Statham.

528
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:17,940
You greatly enhanced your rep, you Statham.

529
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,900
With that sweet little piece.

530
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:21,920
Fuck off.

531
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800
Sorry about that.

532
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,120
Gets a bit much.

533
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:27,800
Jason Statham.

534
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,640
Jason Statham and Mama Duck.

535
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,440
Big shout outs to the galaxy.

536
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,780
We're in Shoreditch.

537
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,720
We're in the East End.

538
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,700
We're going fucking drinking some craft beers in a cool pub soon enough.

539
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:40,820
And we're going to fucking...

540
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,760
What?

541
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,620
Do they still do ride the bikes?

542
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:45,740
The fucking fixie bikes?

543
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,500
Or is that...

544
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,500
Is that gone?

545
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,440
I don't know.

546
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,740
I don't care if it gets done.

547
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,440
Just get it done and get it done fast.

548
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,100
Because if it don't get it done, then it's never going to get done.

549
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,160
Primo karma.

550
00:33:58,460 --> 00:33:59,160
Thank you.

551
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,160
Appreciate it.

552
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,780
Look at this Shoreditch apple.

553
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,040
Thank you very much.

554
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,800
Pete Doherty.

555
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:33,120
Galaga.

556
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,600
I know a lad from Ireland.

557
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,600
He goes by the name of Doherty.

558
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,580
Do you know Paddy Doherty?

559
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,260
From Dublin.

560
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,440
Oi.

561
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,540
Dead.

562
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:56,540
Dead.

563
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,820
Shot through the chest.

564
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,220
And I'm to blame.

565
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,860
Who's the blame now?

566
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,600
Give me a fire arm.

567
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,680
Oi, oi.

568
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,420
Where's your mother?

569
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,840
This is for your father, son.

570
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,740
That's for your mush.

571
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:15,940
That's for your mush.

572
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,320
In Wormwood Scrubs.

573
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:17,760
Oi.

574
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,820
Dead.

575
00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,100
Clear.

576
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:19,920
Clear.

577
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,900
Out of ammo.

578
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,520
Jimmy.

579
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,140
Jimmy.

580
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:22,520
Jimmy.

581
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:22,520
Jimmy.

582
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Jimmy.

583
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Jimmy.

584
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Jimmy.

585
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520
Jimmy.

586
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
Gallagher.

587
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,300
From Coke.

588
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,300
from Coke.

589
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:29,300
Jimmy.

590
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:31,000
Jimmy Gallagher.

591
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,900
From Coke.

592
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,900
And Pete Doherty.

593
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,620
From Dublin.

594
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620
RICKY!

595
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:39,620
*laughs*

596
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,620
*laughs*

597
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,620
What you doing you slag?

598
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,620
I don't know Marcus, I just stand here all day.

599
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,620
Jamie O'Hare.

600
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,620
Thank you very much Jamie O'Hare.

601
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:53,620
And you specifically wanted to ask me to say

602
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,620
RICKY!

603
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,620
RICKY!

604
00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,620
Who's this?

605
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,620
Fuck!

606
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,620
Bam, bam, bam.

607
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:07,620
Clowns.

608
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,620
Get back to the circus,

609
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,620
ya clown.

610
00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,620
You'd wanna head back to the circus awful handy.

611
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,620
The clown show starts in 10 minutes.

612
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:21,620
I hear they've got an exploding car with your name on it.

613
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,620
Ya fuckin' clown.

614
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,620
Sorry about the language guys,

615
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,620
it's an early start,

616
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,620
and I've got the fuckin' cojones.

617
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,620
I'm taking him out!

618
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,620
The target's down.

619
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,620
Oi oi!

620
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,620
Queen Vic!

621
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:39,620
Queen Vic!

622
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,620
I can't take much more of this.

623
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:43,620
They've been Pat butchered Pat.

624
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,620
Bye Pat!

625
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,620
Triple heart bypass!

626
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,620
Triple heart bypass!

627
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:51,620
I'm gonna need a triple heart bypass!

628
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,620
After all that monkey business!

629
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:57,620
I'm gonna need a bit of an operation, ain't I?

630
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,620
Why?

631
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,620
Why?

632
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,620
Because of all that monkey business!

633
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,620
Because of all that monkey business!

634
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,620
They've been canary-warfed.

635
00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620
I can't take much more of this.

636
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,620
They've been shut up so much!

637
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:13,620
They look like a block of Swiss cheese!

638
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:17,620
They're gonna need their fuckin' heads examined!

639
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,620
If they're still alive!

640
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:25,620
What is this, a bloody episode of Upstairs Downstairs?

641
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:35,620
Fire drill done, how are we getting on?

642
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,620
Steve Jennings!

643
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,620
Steve Jennings!

644
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:45,620
He just got Steve Jennings'd!

645
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:49,620
That lad just got Steve Jennings'd in his gen!

646
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,620
His generator!

647
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:57,620
Nil by- Nil by math!

648
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,620
Are you a hostage?

649
00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,620
Bye bye!

650
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,620
Oh boy!

651
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,620
Fuckin' hell!

652
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,620
Stay to this gap!

653
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,620
And not a hostage in sight!

654
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:21,620
I'm down in the, uh...

655
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,620
The basement of souls!

656
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,620
I'm gonna have to do a bit of leanin' here!

657
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,620
I won't make him!

658
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,620
Paolo D'Canio'd the head off him!

659
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,620
I need a rest!

660
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,620
What?

661
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,620
He says he needs a rest!

662
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,620
Like what the fuck am I meant to do?

663
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:48,620
I'm meant to lean against a wall, is it?

664
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620
I can't see shit!

665
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:50,620
I can't see shit!

666
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,620
Someone says!

667
00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:52,620
I wonder if you can, uh...

668
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,620
Hang on!

669
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620
I don't know how much more I can take!

670
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,620
Hang on!

671
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,620
Hang on!

672
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:56,620
Hang on!

673
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:56,620
Hang on!

674
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620
Hang on!

675
00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,620
Hang on!

676
00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620
Hang on!

677
00:38:59,620 --> 00:38:59,620
Hang on!

678
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,620
Hang on!

679
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:21,600
wonder if you can hang on how much more I can take hang on hang on that was the

680
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:28,520
volume right okay gamma turn the gamma okay we're gonna gamma it up there that's

681
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:58,420
a bit brighter now crime doesn't pay sunshine doesn't pay barracle gamma how do you hear

682
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:28,320
healing this fucking your shit he keeps on saying he won't make it where oh he did with his soul yeah what's that

683
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:40,320
to me why's it always got to be like this hey Armando Voodoo thank you very much dagging the motors I can't do that dagging the motors

684
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:53,320
check in the room motors mount mo mo mo mo I need to brush up on the accents can't say it's a tough one to fucking

685
00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:09,320
you think you know it all because you watched an episode of EastEnders but motor motor right down the stairs we'll see we'll see who cares

686
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:19,320
I'm heading into the cellar three rounds in your cherry pie mate

687
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:31,320
stick that in your loaf of brown bread put that in your head and smoke it

688
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:57,500
Bye bye. Lights out for the bad guy eh? It ain't like it used to be. Used to be able to leave your doors unlocked around this town. Now it's a fucking ghost house. Now it's a spook house. Like down the fairground. Remember when we used to go down the fairground to the spook house? Can't do the accident.

689
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:23,460
Can I please? FD. Come on. Shit. Brexit. That was for Tommy Robinson. Who still wants to clear Mitchell. Fucking hell. Uh oh. It's Mitchell. I see Jimmy Collins. Jimmy Collins is after you. Tell Jimmy Collins I want a word with him son.

690
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:34,940
Maybe I use this fucking grenade. Grenade it up do I? Grenade. Do I go down to grenade in fucking South American?

691
00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:48,620
Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting. Bogo do saiki man. Seven seconds away. Thanks very much red. Seven seconds baby. Seven seconds. Bogo do saiki man.

692
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,080
Right.

693
00:42:50,080 --> 00:43:14,300
I wonder how you fucking do this grenade business. How the fuck do you do this man? Controls are awful ropey.

694
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:38,660
You'll be alright in the morning. Target die son. Target die son. Target die.

695
00:43:38,660 --> 00:44:01,280
Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Where's your mother? Where's your father? Where's Pat? Where's Bianca? Where's Ricky? Where's Phil? Where's Grant? Where's Harry? Where's Dirty Den? Where's Dirty Den's webcam? This is for Dirty Den's webcam! Coming right up!

696
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:06,120
Shit! I didn't do anything!

697
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:25,600
You mug! Where's Willard? Our man has gone down the tube ever since Roger and Rennie! Roger and Rennie are after ya! Roger and Rennie crab!

698
00:44:35,620 --> 00:45:04,100
Grant Collins and the rest! Ba ba ba ba ba! Sir! Gray's trained out of that gym! Where's Ian Beale? O'Connor! Good fighter! I've got a bit of a Beale to pick with you! Where's Ian? Where's Willard? Where's Hugh Kim? Farage! This is my dog! Have you met my dog? He's called Farage! Received! I'm sending the boys down!

699
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:24,560
I'm sending the boys down! What's that? Lead! We've been following this bloke Levy for a while! Who is he? Imagine a Latvian cowboy! Latvian! He's got a band of gypsies that make motors! Gypsies! Smart fucking motors! They respray them, private plate them and ship them out to Eastern Europe! Fuck off! It's a hunch! I think he might lead us to something!

700
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:44,560
I'm gonna sniff around here for a while! I'll follow with Evans! Take Stoppy over there! Levy don't travel with our company so we'll send the troops! Alright! Bring him in! Nice as possible Mitch! I want him to be able to speak in the interview! Make sure you don't kill the gypsy! I want him to be able to talk like that interview!

701
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:51,560
I want him to be able to talk like that interview! How is curping seeing the air image? And they start something! Mitch one ass! Repoating!

702
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:58,560
I wonder if they implement grime music into the fucking game! It would've been apt for the... if there are any kind of scenes where you're going with a brickstone for a fucking bit of barney!

703
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:04,120
did the implement grind music into the fucking game it would have been apt for

704
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:11,880
the there any kind of scenes where you going to the barney

705
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:33,480
Vauxhall have you met my dog Vauxhall he's a lab fuck is that nice it's someone

706
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:45,160
following me this London it's what driving in London is like man he's a

707
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:54,100
Latvian accountant there's goosh never passed the NCC let when I drive the

708
00:46:54,100 --> 00:47:00,720
fucking please Carol over to Ireland the NCC it won't pass as the cracks in the

709
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:06,040
bumper I had to put a fucking bit of gaffer tape over the bumper crack or buy a

710
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,320
new one I was they said would you get a new bumper for the NCC I think fuck that

711
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,460
stick a bit of gaffer over me

712
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:27,260
watch out pass no bother and it did it was silver gaffer team on the Almera past

713
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:32,360
past past tense

714
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:50,460
we're doing the Lord's work out here in London leave me alone I'm going over one of the bridges now where's the shard?

715
00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:58,560
the man's just this is where the boom boom boys did a bit of Barney

716
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:08,660
the man's just this is where the hell is going to be done with the money?

717
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:11,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

718
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

719
00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:13,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

720
00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

721
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

722
00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:20,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

723
00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

724
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:22,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

725
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

726
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,660
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

727
00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:28,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

728
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

729
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

730
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

731
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

732
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

733
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

734
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

735
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

736
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

737
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,760
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

738
00:48:48,760 --> 00:49:04,860
the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money?

739
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,860
ha ha break down baby

740
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:16,860
who knew this existed?

741
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:20,860
bring them being shot out by Latvians!

742
00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:22,860
fucking Latvians mate!

743
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:24,860
Sarge!

744
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:26,860
Sarge!

745
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:30,860
I'm arresting you under suspicion of murder

746
00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:32,860
you do not have to cite anything

747
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:37,860
but what you do say may be used against you in evidence

748
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:39,860
do you understand?

749
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,860
fuck off!

750
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:45,860
just ran someone over a man

751
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,860
Tosh!

752
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,860
where's Tosh?

753
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:55,860
tell Tosh to get me a packet of walkers cheese and onion when he's down this shop!

754
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:59,860
I want a son

755
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:01,860
a packet of cheese and onion

756
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:03,860
and a pork pie mate!

757
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,860
Oh boy mate!

758
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,020
Where the fuck am I going man?

759
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,020
*laughs*

760
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,460
And one pork scratching!

761
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:45,460
*laughs*

762
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:47,460
*laughs*

763
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:49,460
*laughs*

764
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,460
*laughs*

765
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,460
*laughs*

766
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:55,460
*laughs*

767
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,460
*laughs*

768
00:50:57,460 --> 00:50:59,460
*laughs*

769
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,460
*laughs*

770
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:03,460
*laughs*

771
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,460
*laughs*

772
00:51:05,460 --> 00:51:07,460
That's how it's done!

773
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,460
*laughs*

774
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,460
*laughs*

775
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,460
That's how it's done!

776
00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:15,460
Sorry about that.

777
00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:17,460
*laughs*

778
00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:19,460
Fucking class man.

779
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,460
That synced, that synced up fairly handy actually.

780
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,460
*laughs*

781
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:27,460
Fucking help.

782
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,460
*laughs*

783
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,460
*laughs*

784
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:33,460
*laughs*

785
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,460
Follow me!

786
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,460
*laughs*

787
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,460
*laughs*

788
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:40,460
*laughs*

789
00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:41,460
Mission fail mate!

790
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:43,460
Woah, what's up gov?

791
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,460
You committed too much crime son.

792
00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:47,460
You going away for a while.

793
00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:49,460
What's that about why?

794
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:51,460
You committed too much crime.

795
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,460
*laughs*

796
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,460
*laughs*

797
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,460
*laughs*

798
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,460
*laughs*

799
00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:01,460
*laughs*

800
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:03,460
Wait here and keep an eye out.

801
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,460
*laughs*

802
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:05,460
They fucked up the music guys.

803
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,460
They should have had some grind.

804
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,460
*laughs*

805
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,460
*laughs*

806
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,460
I like what you did with this song.

807
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,460
*laughs*

808
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,460
Yeah, what's that meant to me?

809
00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:14,460
Why's it always got to be like this, eh?

810
00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,460
*laughs*

811
00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:16,460
*laughs*

812
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,460
Danny Dyer, thanks very much.

813
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:19,460
You're on fire.

814
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:22,460
Danny Dyer's on fire mate.

815
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:23,460
*laughs*

816
00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:24,460
Call the fire engine.

817
00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:28,460
You better get London's burning down here soon mate.

818
00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:29,460
*laughs*

819
00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,460
Fucking right, Danny Dyer's on fire.

820
00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:32,460
*laughs*

821
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:33,460
*laughs*

822
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:34,460
*laughs*

823
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:35,460
*laughs*

824
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,460
Stratov Metal Company.

825
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,460
Mama Duck.

826
00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:39,460
Mama Duck.

827
00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:42,460
Mama Duck Arthur's Minder.

828
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,460
Thanks very much Arthur.

829
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:46,460
Lukaku.

830
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,460
*laughs*

831
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:48,460
*laughs*

832
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,460
*laughs*

833
00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:50,460
*laughs*

834
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:51,460
*laughs*

835
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,460
*laughs*

836
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,460
*laughs*

837
00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,460
*laughs*

838
00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:55,460
MP5.

839
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,460
Thanks very much from Mama Duck.

840
00:52:58,460 --> 00:53:01,460
This is from Mama Duck in Tower Hamlets.

841
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:03,460
You slaves.

842
00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:04,460
*laughs*

843
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:05,460
*laughs*

844
00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,460
*laughs*

845
00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:08,460
Bam bam bam baloozie.

846
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:09,460
*laughs*

847
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,460
*laughs*

848
00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,460
Wam bam thank you Pat.

849
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:13,460
*laughs*

850
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:15,460
Wam bam thanks Pat.

851
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:16,460
*laughs*

852
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:23,140
Ever butchers at this, Pat. He's stuck behind one of them canisters.

853
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,840
It's that shipping container by Maersk.

854
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,840
They're a freight company, yeah. They move a lot of freight around.

855
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:38,040
You're going to be starting a new job Monday morning with Maersk.

856
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:42,100
They're going to pick you up down Dagenham Motors.

857
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:47,320
They're going to drop you off down Canary Wharf, son.

858
00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:53,320
They're going to put you in a Merse container and ship you off to Latvia.

859
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:57,120
You've been bought. You're going away to Latvia on loan.

860
00:53:57,980 --> 00:54:02,300
In a Merse container, son. Dagenham Motors style.

861
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:07,420
West Ham have just put... The Amers have just sold you on loan, mate.

862
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,820
The Amers have just fucking received a loan offer from FC Riga.

863
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:19,460
You're going to be shipped off to Riga tomorrow in a shipping container.

864
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,440
Maersk.

865
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:25,980
It's going to go up the North Sea and around into the Baltic.

866
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:31,000
You're not going to get into the Baltic. I'm not sure, but fuck it. We'll give it a...

867
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:38,540
He's a good captain. He's Captain Birdseye. He's going to do the business on the high seas.

868
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,700
He does. He's got a great frozen... He's got a great fridge in his... He's got a fridge... FREEZER!

869
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:53,420
Inside his machine. He's not going to sink. He's not going to sink, Pat. He's not going to fucking sink. You know that.

870
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,460
In fairness to Johnny, hey. He has a chip on his shoulder. At least he's not a bag of chips.

871
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:01,940
Hey.

872
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:09,960
In fairness to Aaron Brennan, he's got a fucking stream on Twitch, remember? At least he's not a bag of streams.

873
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:21,120
stream living the dream 2015 you know what I mean flanye west on twitch flanye west doing twitch

874
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:29,600
streaming now on his stream go to his stream it's our friends stream ah how are you thanks very much

875
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:36,080
Aaron Brennan you're kooky your urban kooky collective I knew a lad at school who used to

876
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:42,240
call cookies cookies are you gonna get a cookie when you're downtown lunch will you pick me up a cookie

877
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:48,480
do you know the fucking ones the cuisine to France ones that are lovely and soft when they come out

878
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:57,620
the bakery but uh enough of that shit you need to carry on the FC Rieger Rieger loan on loan from

879
00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:04,620
Millwilder fucking hell man boy band came out of the woodwork their shipping containers the

880
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:14,860
the Mersk crew the fucking Mersk crew are after savaging your cabbage mate that thems was the Mersk boys

881
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:33,180
yeah good lads good family good good good kids surveillance team last main standing still

882
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:40,180
I've got an Uzi mate, I've got a fucking Mac-10. I've got a Mac-10!

883
00:56:55,180 --> 00:57:00,180
I think I heard some, they have Latvian voices as well.

884
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:10,180
Bit of free aim innit? Bit of free aiming. Bam! Shamboozy! Graphics!

885
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:14,180
You're gonna need a new graphics card after that mate.

886
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:22,180
What you talking about? Graphics! I blew up the bin and you needed a new Nvidia.

887
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:27,180
Were you talking to your mate Nvidia?

888
00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:33,180
We're gonna come down to the gym, we wanna see them talk to them about an upgrade.

889
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:37,180
What you talking about?

890
00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:42,180
No son, graphics card's built into the Playstation.

891
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,180
BUSH!

892
00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,180
Police! Don't shoot!

893
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:50,180
Don't move, please! You're dead son!

894
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:57,180
Oh fuck, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's disgusting!

895
00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,180
Come here you cunt!

896
00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:03,180
I need to find more ammo.

897
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:26,180
We've got a bailing machine! He's pissing out bales of cards! He's been squashing the cards down to boxes mate! Where's the Lemons? Where's Riga?

898
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:54,180
Oh, hell man! The sound of the bailing machine is kinda... It's providing an ominous drone tone sound which underscores the dark, violent nature of the scenes you're witnessing!

899
00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,180
Oh

900
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,880
Tell you who did a good job of that

901
00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:10,700
Fucking the sound design actually is quality sound design in this game is probably voiceovers equality

902
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,700
Oh

903
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:26,760
I'm sure I saw a fucking bastard behind this

904
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,140
Gang of ships was a gang of ships down by the pile of metal. Did you see it?

905
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,580
Fella hiding in the gang escapes down there

906
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:43,540
And I tell you who did a class job on the sound design the fucking

907
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:54,140
Film Dunkirk all like the sounds the ambient sounds melded and meshed into the fucking the score of the film

908
00:59:56,420 --> 01:00:00,220
Like this music you hear now is it's not great

909
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040
but they

910
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,400
I've said it five times in the last few minutes

911
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,500
It's just in case you didn't get that almost out of ammo

912
01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:15,820
I'm so impressed by those details or as they say in the states the deals

913
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:24,820
Three fab Sprite mate he's inside a caboose the decommissioned tube tube caboose

914
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:32,780
He's down his luck he's been living in a decommissioned tube caboose a tube car

915
01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:41,420
When bam thank you Pat ever butchers at this son got a brand new gun

916
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,200
I want to test it out of the metal slag pile

917
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:58,140
I'm off to taking down a pile of slags where's my lunch where's my dinner where's my oyster car?

918
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,200
Music's gone to fuck now.

919
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,200
You've got a chip on your shoulder, but at least it's not a bag of chips.

920
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,200
Thanks very much. That's fucking nice, McSlee.

921
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:21,200
You got fucking murked, mate. You got murked.

922
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,200
And you deserve more than what you've been given.

923
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,200
You deserve more, mate.

924
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:32,200
That's called the fucking Teletubbies.

925
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200
NOAH!

926
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200
NOAH!

927
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,200
Noah's Hawk. How you doing, Noah?

928
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,200
Thank you so much, mate, for that.

929
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200
Thank you very much.

930
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:56,200
Thank you very much, Noah, for the 35 quid sign of speed that down to value at lunch.

931
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,200
Big shout out to Noah.

932
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:08,200
What you mean Noah's been spending 35 beans?

933
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:14,200
We're gonna bring Noah on a holiday to New York.

934
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:26,200
We're gonna get him on the side of a billboard because he spent 35 quid on my stream.

935
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:32,040
What you mean?

936
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,620
Noah's been spending his beans.

937
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,160
Right, thanks very much Noah.

938
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:42,220
That's incredible.

939
01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:44,160
It's fucking incredible.

940
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,020
Thank you very much.

941
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,600
Fucking hell.

942
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,460
That took the wind out of my sails now.

943
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:55,000
The reality of the situation.

944
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:01,640
But don't you worry.

945
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,340
We're only just getting started.

946
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,660
Criminal crime.

947
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,040
I've been arrested for doing too much crime.

948
01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:08,940
You want to watch out?

949
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,060
I'm a naughty boy.

950
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,280
I'm a naughty snake.

951
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,200
Noah's arse, mate.

952
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,640
Noah's arse.

953
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,420
You need to get yourself back on Noah's arse.

954
01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:20,580
Rapid.

955
01:03:22,580 --> 01:03:25,160
Bay Area Rapid Transit, mate.

956
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,220
We call it the tube over here.

957
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,800
You call it the underground over there.

958
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,000
Noah's arse, is that right?

959
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,640
Yeah, we call it the subway.

960
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:40,920
Or the other way around.

961
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,180
Whatever way you want to skin that apple gun.

962
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,600
Where's Tosh?

963
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,140
Gonna give this cunt a bit of Tosh now.

964
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,020
I believe you gave him a bit of Tosh.

965
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:51,580
Is that true?

966
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,140
Who let Tosh out of the box this early?

967
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,940
It's only 10.39.

968
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,720
Tosh is back.

969
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,740
Wakey, wakey.

970
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:06,300
Tosh is back.

971
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,220
He's only gonna shuttle out of Latvians.

972
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:21,200
Good night and God bless Tosh.

973
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,740
You're one of the best.

974
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,660
Naughty little slag.

975
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,780
Naughty little slag.

976
01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:34,660
First game had better shooting.

977
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,220
Someone said, I don't know about that.

978
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:51,860
Fucking hell.

979
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,640
Fucking hell.

980
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,240
He's on top of a pipe.

981
01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:57,760
A steam pipe industrialized job.

982
01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:58,920
London stuff.

983
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,280
Real London stuff, man.

984
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,520
Ah, the game's class.

985
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:05,800
It's real London stuff.

986
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,400
That's probably one of the choice things I was saying.

987
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,080
Back when this came out.

988
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,580
Which goes, ah, we played that game, man.

989
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,700
It's real London stuff.

990
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,900
It's got fucking, it's grey and it's depressing.

991
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,480
It's just like London, man.

992
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,020
It's grey and it's fucking depressing.

993
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,460
And it takes ages to drive around.

994
01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:27,280
It's so realistic.

995
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,800
Takes you a long time to drive around, man.

996
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,040
It's fucking brilliant, man.

997
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,040
It's not fun at all, but it's so real.

998
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,420
In fairness to this one, this is a real...

999
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:43,260
There's no let up on the shootout.

1000
01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:51,920
In a modern game, this would have probably transitioned into some kind of cut scene where you're flying a fucking car or something through the sky.

1001
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,500
Get into that digger there and fucking dig your way to Mars.

1002
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,060
He's the bus.

1003
01:05:58,140 --> 01:05:58,760
This is the bus.

1004
01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,140
I'm not a fucker.

1005
01:06:03,420 --> 01:06:04,480
I killed Levi.

1006
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,580
Internal inquiry, Gav.

1007
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,940
What's that meant to mean?

1008
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,580
You killed Levi.

1009
01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:13,000
That's not meant to shit.

1010
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,340
I killed all his brothers.

1011
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,700
Yeah, you're meant to save Levi, mate.

1012
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,860
You're going down, son.

1013
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,420
I hope I don't have to fucking do all that again.

1014
01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:32,760
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1015
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:34,600
It's a long way, isn't it?

1016
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,860
You can't be able like this.

1017
01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:40,020
You can't be able like that.

1018
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,460
You committed too much crime.

1019
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,360
You're going to get community service for that crime you committed.

1020
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:52,000
Commit another crime like that again and it's mission failed, you criminal.

1021
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Take him down.

1022
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:56,360
Am I military police?

1023
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:56,700
Am I?

1024
01:06:57,220 --> 01:07:03,860
In the last game, you got to play as both goodies and baddies in a kind of twisty-turny narrative arc.

1025
01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:06,880
It was good.

1026
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,100
I enjoyed it, yeah.

1027
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:08,960
I liked it.

1028
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,640
But I mean, this, I'm not sure you're going to be the cop the whole time.

1029
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,160
Is this cop bent?

1030
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,780
Are we going to see a bent cop situation?

1031
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:18,940
I'm intrigued so far.

1032
01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:19,860
Got him.

1033
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:20,820
He's down.

1034
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,000
Now, industrial soundscapes.

1035
01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:27,440
Industrial effects.

1036
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,240
Sound effects.

1037
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,660
Great sound effects being made.

1038
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:31,500
The game.

1039
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,240
Get away.

1040
01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:36,080
Hide over here and repair for a minute.

1041
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,760
Seven seconds away.

1042
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,200
I'll be waiting.

1043
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:44,060
Broco to sand game, man.

1044
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,380
Broco to sand game.

1045
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,880
Yeah, Matt Salinas, man.

1046
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,760
Thanks very much, Matt Salinas.

1047
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,280
Welcome to the galaxy.

1048
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:10,360
The Lampians are a bad tonight, mate.

1049
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,260
You want to watch out?

1050
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,160
They're tasty.

1051
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:15,300
They've got a nice taste.

1052
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:15,900
Police.

1053
01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,060
We know who you are.

1054
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:17,820
Police.

1055
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:19,940
Shut up.

1056
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:21,120
Sit down.

1057
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,120
Police.

1058
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:22,120
Police.

1059
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:45,420
It's time for a lesson. It's time for a lesson in how to behave yourself. The police are here. Are you taking notes? Good afternoon, we are the police. Take out your notebook. Criminals. It's time for a lesson. Welcome to police school.

1060
01:08:48,740 --> 01:09:15,360
Lesson number one. How to behave yourself. Start off. You Levi, start off. I'm taking you in. Levi, start off. You know nothing, man. He knows his rights, apparently. What's this? Are we going to fucking back on him? I'd like to see you fucking drag. Levi.

1061
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:43,020
I can take more than you. What are we meant to do here? Oh fuck. What are we meant to do man? What happened to Levi? You told me not to kill him I accidentally killed him again with a fucking pistol whip. Bit of a pistol whip yeah. I hit him on the side of his canister with a nine.

1062
01:09:43,020 --> 01:10:09,440
Fucking hell. Get these then his drum fill. Fucking right man. So then we should be able to get.

1063
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:21,440
Okay. I need to get it on a fucking soundboard though if I'm to be quick.

1064
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:36,440
Someone can someone tell me there what to do with Levi because I'm not getting to the end of this again and fucking killing him.

1065
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:49,440
Unequip your gun. You pushed him. You pushed him down the apples and pears you numpty. Arrest him. How do you arrest him Father Ted?

1066
01:10:49,440 --> 01:11:15,440
Bust out the game manual. I don't have the manual. It's a download. Perpetual shtag. Thanks very much perpetual shtag. You made me miss work Hendrik. I'm sorry man. I'll get to the end and pause it anyway and hopefully someone will have the fucking. The news.

1067
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:34,440
You're going down to Charlottetown son. Yeah there's a Charlottetown son. Look at you. Look it up. Up on the map. Accent went 180 degrees there mate. It's hard. It's well hard.

1068
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:55,440
There's a difference that you only learn in practice during the accents that the northern English say up and so did the Irish and London say up.

1069
01:11:55,440 --> 01:12:02,440
up.

1070
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:24,640
Braze. Up your bollocks. Is it here, someone? Someone's off to starting a fire in the junkyard.

1071
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:54,540
He's bad, bad, leave our brain. The baddest life feeling in the whole damn town. He's madder than old King Kong. And he's leaner than a junkyard dog. Doing a bit of, doing a bit of disposal work down the junkyard. Oi. Doing a bit of interrogation in.

1072
01:12:54,540 --> 01:13:12,980
Doing a bit of pest control. It's a life of grime son. Great documentary used to be on BBC One about people who clean stuff. Hey you Levi, I need to get a bit of rest son. Wait there for me.

1073
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:46,600
Pretty sure you press the O button to arrest if not try all the buttons because once he starts shaking with his hands to his face he won't retaliate. Right. Just hold on a friggin god damn second punk. Chill baby. I ain't going to struggle. Chill baby. Chill baby he said. He said chill baby. You're under arrest.

1074
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,100
Yes. You under arrest you mug.

1075
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:30,600
This is designer jacket. And you ruined my haircut. This 60 pound haircut. You don't understand because your mother she cut your hair. Huh? I want some new clothes. I want some new clothes.

1076
01:14:30,780 --> 01:14:31,520
Can be arranged.

1077
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:44,760
But I don't want any dead tramp lost property stink of piss. I want to smoke. Hey pig! Give me a cigarette. Shut him up will ya? Shut him up.

1078
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:54,940
Lights. This fucking country. I want a man's cigarette. Huh? You pulling my pisser? You think I smoke for my fucking health?

1079
01:14:54,940 --> 01:15:20,860
I'm sorry but I do not read English. Then allow me. Star journalist goes missing. Award winning investigative journalist Jackie Phillips disappeared last week. Blah blah blah. I'm sure you know the rest. Ringing any bells?

1080
01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:32,740
Yes. The big one on the end of my fucking dick. Look Levy. It's Levi. It's fucking Wrangler in this station if I say so. Show some respect.

1081
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,480
I know about Russian codes of law. Makes a murder sound like a fucking mother's meeting.

1082
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:48,060
But I am Latvian. Whatever. I did something that looked like you this morning pig. I didn't answer the questions.

1083
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:52,180
In fairness to Johnny Hay. He has a chip on his shoulder. He's not a bag of chips.

1084
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:59,680
Hey Killian William. Thanks very much man. Appreciate it. Thank you very much.

1085
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,100
Whoa! Oh!

1086
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:16,440
Yeah? I understand. I've got a bad memory too. I can't remember some things. Some parts of my life are a complete blackout.

1087
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,200
Get him up.

1088
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:28,280
That's your big moment. You tough guy. You fucking pig.

1089
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:33,240
Phillips was following you Levy. Watching your dirty little fingers and all those dirty little pies.

1090
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,340
I want my lawyer.

1091
01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,600
In fact she was getting right on my toes.

1092
01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:40,240
Getting right on my toes son.

1093
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:43,600
My lawyer. And I want my phone call.

1094
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,740
Isn't it rude to interrupt where you come from?

1095
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,200
Tommy Robinson.

1096
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,260
Fuck you!

1097
01:16:48,260 --> 01:16:54,300
Okay Levy. You got your call.

1098
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,320
Send the cards to the family at Calais.

1099
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:03,180
If his people have influence he'll be out.

1100
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:04,940
Yeah. Let's worry about that when it happens.

1101
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:11,960
This is a class game.

1102
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,120
Yeah.

1103
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:12,120
This is a class game.

1104
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,820
BLEET! BLEET! BLEET! They were arrested!

1105
01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:16,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1106
01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:18,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1107
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:20,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1108
01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:22,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1109
01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:30,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1110
01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:32,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1111
01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:34,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1112
01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:38,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1113
01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,620
Fucking hell, he has the contacts, man!

1114
01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:44,620
Inspector Munro! The Deputy Commissioner called! It's urgent!

1115
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,120
Be worried! It's urgent! Inspector!

1116
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,120
He's out! Tail him!

1117
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,620
Don't let him out of your fucking sight and don't let him clock you!

1118
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:54,120
I'll be on the radio!

1119
01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:07,620
Nice bird he's got!

1120
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:11,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1121
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:12,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1122
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:13,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1123
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,620
Nice, Harris!

1124
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1125
01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:16,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1126
01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:17,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1127
01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:18,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1128
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:19,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1129
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1130
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1131
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:22,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1132
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:23,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1133
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:24,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1134
01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:25,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1135
01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1136
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!

1137
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1138
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1139
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:29,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1140
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1141
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1142
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1143
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1144
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1145
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,120
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1146
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:35,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1147
01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:36,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1148
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1149
01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1150
01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:39,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1151
01:18:39,620 --> 01:18:40,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1152
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1153
01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:42,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1154
01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1155
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:44,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1156
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:45,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1157
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:46,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1158
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:47,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1159
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1160
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:49,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1161
01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:50,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1162
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1163
01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:52,620
*BLEET! They were arrested!*

1164
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:59,120
Listen you listen clear because I'm never gonna say this once right? Yeah. Well you are. I don't-

1165
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:16,120
Whopper buzz. Thank you very much. Thanks very much whopper buzz. And Cillian Willian said: Red Rock was TV3's attempt to build.

1166
01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:29,620
Is that finished now? Is this Red Rock? Never watched an episode man. And you said the Morbegs was grittier. The Morbegs did have more grit.

1167
01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:42,620
Check the rear view, you never know. Check the rear view for any monkey business. Make sure you check the rear view if there's any monkey business going on.

1168
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:50,620
I wonder if he changed the fucking-

1169
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,620
Ah, it's siren on. Fuck.

1170
01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:56,620
You know when to put the siren on when you're tailing him?

1171
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:04,620
Rule number one. Don't use a police siren, yeah? Because he'll know that we're behind them.

1172
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:14,620
Stick with him, but don't leave C-Its, yeah? He ain't the time to check the rear view, but you never know.

1173
01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:25,620
He's driving the bus lane!

1174
01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:28,620
Disgusting.

1175
01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:36,620
Someone's gonna have to tell Tommy Schlug that someone's been driving him to his bus lane.

1176
01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:39,620
Is there a fucking London bus simulator for Tommy Schlug?

1177
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:41,620
Imagine the chaos.

1178
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:44,620
Hey, stop! Get us there alive!

1179
01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:47,620
Imagine the chaos of Tommy Schlug-Aaron.

1180
01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:49,620
Schlug-Aaron in London.

1181
01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,620
Oh, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone.

1182
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:56,620
I'll see you later.

1183
01:20:56,620 --> 01:20:58,620
What did I just ride fucking donkey?

1184
01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:01,620
Fucking hell, he just knocked over a copper.

1185
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:02,620
Watch it.

1186
01:21:06,620 --> 01:21:08,620
There's a fucking black cab sim, no way.

1187
01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:11,620
Mitch Warners!

1188
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,620
The knowledge.

1189
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:17,620
Black cab simulator coming your way soon enough, I'd say then.

1190
01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:25,620
I think I might move to London and start a new job as a taxi driver.

1191
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:27,620
George, where are you?

1192
01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:28,620
Just going to Finsbury.

1193
01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:34,620
We're in Finsbury Park.

1194
01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:36,620
Nah, as a matter of fact.

1195
01:21:36,620 --> 01:21:37,620
As it happens.

1196
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:39,620
We're in Finsbury Park, guv.

1197
01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:42,620
Do you want a nice lolly?

1198
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:46,620
Going down the shop for a while.

1199
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:47,620
Do you want a nice lolly?

1200
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:51,620
I killed someone yesterday night.

1201
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,620
Oh, oi!

1202
01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:54,620
Rock and roll!

1203
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:00,620
Straight on.

1204
01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:01,620
Laguna Seca.

1205
01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:17,620
I'm in an unmarked Renault Laguna.

1206
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,620
You don't know nothing.

1207
01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,620
That was a rubbish tea.

1208
01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:25,620
Don't know nothing.

1209
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:30,620
Uh oh.

1210
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,620
Hang back.

1211
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,620
It's Derby day to day.

1212
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:47,620
God only knows where this Latvian has taken us now.

1213
01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,620
Taken us to the top of the tree, I'd say.

1214
01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,620
They're in the mix.

1215
01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:52,620
They're in cahoots with the top brass.

1216
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:55,620
Of the, uh...

1217
01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:58,620
The police.

1218
01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:00,620
*Dramatic music*

1219
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:17,180
Come on Westheim!

1220
01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:22,860
Neighbours are gonna be fucking giving out.

1221
01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:25,100
Are you ready to meet our expert survivors?

1222
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:38,540
And then when they do give out I'll just go: Neighbours, everybody needs shite, neighbours, who shout during the day in loud cockney accents?

1223
01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:40,540
Let's have a listen to this.

1224
01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:42,540
*Dramatic music*

1225
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,940
Right. We should have known about this last week.

1226
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,340
Sorry, sir.

1227
01:23:45,340 --> 01:23:47,740
I don't care. Just tell me what we need to know now.

1228
01:23:47,740 --> 01:23:49,740
We've been watching them come and go.

1229
01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:50,940
Well done.

1230
01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:51,740
Who's them?

1231
01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,500
They're dressed too good for builders.

1232
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,780
This blokes an idiot.

1233
01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:56,380
Well we've ID'd a couple of them.

1234
01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,900
Levi Strautov you know of course, but there's another one.

1235
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,060
Oi. Nadia Prashnadova.

1236
01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:02,960
Nadia.

1237
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,080
The heavy's here. A scared shitless of her.

1238
01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:08,720
Intelligence reckons she's the tactics behind the force.

1239
01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:12,420
Ex-military bird. Turn security, turn trainer.

1240
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:13,740
Jesus Christ.

1241
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,740
That's all we got. We've been having trouble.

1242
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,660
You do surprise me.

1243
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,160
Jesus Christ.

1244
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,760
We think there's another way in.

1245
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,160
With Sean O'Connell. Sean O'Connell.

1246
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:27,800
Do you know Sean O'Connell in the chat?

1247
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:34,760
He's after remarking that the fella in the video is holding his gun like a little baby.

1248
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,980
Well, could be.

1249
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,800
Fill my watch list. How are you, son?

1250
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:40,640
Whatever it is, it ain't English.

1251
01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:43,220
Hey, you can't go in on that.

1252
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,800
Watch me. There's the backup.

1253
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:47,660
Well, be careful, yeah? This place is huge.

1254
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:49,000
He looks like Captain Incredible.

1255
01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:50,100
We know she's in there, right?

1256
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:50,680
Yeah.

1257
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,400
Then I have no choice.

1258
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:53,780
It's time to go in.

1259
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:56,100
We're going to go and cause a bit of bother.

1260
01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:57,020
All right.

1261
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,040
Look.

1262
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:00,340
A minute following your command, sir.

1263
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:01,660
Hostage on the third.

1264
01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:04,240
Get in there, secure the hostage, and leave.

1265
01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:05,640
From Inspector Monroe.

1266
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:06,840
Extreme correction on the left.

1267
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,880
Inspector Monroe, open up.

1268
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:08,920
You hear the caution.

1269
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,100
Entrance on the right.

1270
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,240
Voyeur is secure.

1271
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,200
Voyeuristic.

1272
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,340
Getting a bit voyeuristic down here.

1273
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:28,540
Let's go, people. Get upstairs. I'll take the rear.

1274
01:25:28,820 --> 01:25:30,100
I'm going to take the rear, John.

1275
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:31,240
You what?

1276
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,460
I never knew you were a bit King Lear.

1277
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:34,920
Not like that.

1278
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:38,120
I mean, I'm going to go and enter the building from the back.

1279
01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,700
Are you a bit light on your loafers, son?

1280
01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:43,260
Not like that.

1281
01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:45,860
I'm going to go in from a different route.

1282
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:46,980
Route.

1283
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:47,580
Route.

1284
01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:48,360
Whatever.

1285
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:53,440
Right.

1286
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:54,700
We're in Clark and Well.

1287
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:56,460
Well, how are things?

1288
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:56,880
Clark.

1289
01:25:57,260 --> 01:25:58,100
How are you, Clark?

1290
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:00,320
Clark.

1291
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:01,140
How are you, Clark?

1292
01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:01,680
Are you well?

1293
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:02,680
Sergeant?

1294
01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:19,940
It's not dry.

1295
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,240
This is quite recent.

1296
01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:23,120
Oh, Jesus.

1297
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:24,620
Sergeant, get in.

1298
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,300
Mitchell, what did you find?

1299
01:26:31,300 --> 01:26:33,620
We found a dead monkey.

1300
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:35,220
Looks like an old man or what's left of him does.

1301
01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:37,300
It's only your average demolition, son, is it?

1302
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,940
He's been gasoline.

1303
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,860
He's been quarantined.

1304
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:46,020
He's been left for dead.

1305
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,000
He's been playing gooseberry.

1306
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,720
He's been in the wrong market.

1307
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,660
This little piggy went to market.

1308
01:27:06,460 --> 01:27:08,860
This little piggy went to jail.

1309
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:10,860
He's gone to prison.

1310
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,200
Wormwood scrubs.

1311
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,360
This place is too many rooms for those fuckers.

1312
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,580
This is too quiet, Gov.

1313
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,100
Something's not...

1314
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,140
Something isn't right.

1315
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:22,200
Oi!

1316
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:22,600
Oi!

1317
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,100
Oi!

1318
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:23,540
Fuck!

1319
01:27:24,540 --> 01:27:25,220
Oh!

1320
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:25,480
Oh!

1321
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,400
Fucking hell.

1322
01:27:27,740 --> 01:27:28,740
Oh, yeah.

1323
01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:29,740
Oh, yeah.

1324
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:30,460
Sorry, guys.

1325
01:27:30,460 --> 01:27:31,640
Thanks very much for watching.

1326
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:32,640
I forgot to tell you.

1327
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,540
You're actually privy to a Cockney.

1328
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:36,820
Time for it.

1329
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:39,400
You're probably wondering, how am I doing this?

1330
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,820
And how am I keeping up that voice, that Cockney accent, which is faultless?

1331
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,740
It's absolutely perfect.

1332
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,540
Hasn't had a slip up yet.

1333
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:52,580
Well, it's called Acting Masters Masterclass.

1334
01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:55,820
And I want to tell you how to get and achieve that level.

1335
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,520
So, here we go.

1336
01:27:58,940 --> 01:27:59,780
How are you doing?

1337
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,180
Hi, guys.

1338
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:03,760
Welcome very much to the stream.

1339
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,760
We're playing in the Getaway Black Monday.

1340
01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:11,480
And to celebrate that fact, I'm going to be providing you with an Acting Workshop Masterclass.

1341
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:13,060
Cockney Workshop.

1342
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:18,080
Phil is returning from the shop with the wrong brand of toilet roll.

1343
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,360
Or of kitchen roll, sorry.

1344
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:23,340
And his friend, Arthur, is not impressed.

1345
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,300
Cockney Moods, Volume 1.

1346
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:28,140
And there is a bit of swearing in this, because it is Cockney.

1347
01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:28,200
Cockney.

1348
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:34,200
How you doing, you alright?

1349
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,960
I brought back a kitchen roll you wanted.

1350
01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,880
That's not the fucking right one, Phil.

1351
01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:43,040
That's not the fucking right one, son.

1352
01:28:43,540 --> 01:28:46,600
What do you mean it ain't the right one, you fucking muck?

1353
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:50,180
I bought this brown square from the supermarket.

1354
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:52,480
Listen, Phil.

1355
01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:56,980
I don't want to fucking put your mush through a plain glass window, yeah?

1356
01:28:57,820 --> 01:29:00,740
But you're going to have to take that round back, sunshine.

1357
01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:04,580
Because if you don't, I'm going to kill you.

1358
01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:05,580
Alright, alright.

1359
01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:07,700
I'll bring it back.

1360
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,320
What do you want me to do with it?

1361
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,080
I don't care, Phil.

1362
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,280
If you stick it up your arse, son.

1363
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,440
It ain't the right brand.

1364
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:22,400
Now fuck off back to the supermarket.

1365
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:24,880
Like a good little boy.

1366
01:29:26,140 --> 01:29:28,320
Before I put your head through the pipe.

1367
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:29,380
Oh, oh.

1368
01:29:31,380 --> 01:29:33,620
But this ain't the last you've seen of me, eh?

1369
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:36,740
Because I'm going to be back tonight.

1370
01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:38,500
There you have it.

1371
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,580
That was volume one of Cockney Moods.

1372
01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:42,640
More of that on the way.

1373
01:29:43,060 --> 01:29:47,540
But right now, let's get back into the action of the getaway Black Monday.

1374
01:29:49,460 --> 01:29:55,380
And that was part one there of a series of Cockney workshop.

1375
01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:01,140
And hopefully you can take a few tips from that, Pat.

1376
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:04,100
And you never know.

1377
01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:08,060
You can bring those skills to the fucking table next time you're in an interview.

1378
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:12,300
Or if you've got an audition, I think.

1379
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,400
It's known in the biz.

1380
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:14,900
Look at this guy.

1381
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:15,220
Look.

1382
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:16,300
Just standing there.

1383
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,800
It's the biggest moment of his life.

1384
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:20,340
Ah.

1385
01:30:21,740 --> 01:30:23,720
The biggest moment of his life.

1386
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:28,200
His life led up so much stuff.

1387
01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:30,020
Like he was reared by parents.

1388
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:30,980
He went to school.

1389
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:32,840
This cunt.

1390
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:33,500
Don't move.

1391
01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:33,860
Gone.

1392
01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:37,500
Fucking hell.

1393
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,720
See you later, alligator.

1394
01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:42,060
You're fucked.

1395
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:44,040
These cunts are fucked.

1396
01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:47,120
I've not got much ammo.

1397
01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:51,220
He has the fucking wherewithal.

1398
01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:51,960
Oh fuck.

1399
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,200
And you won't get hurt.

1400
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,120
To see.

1401
01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,640
I've not got much ammo.

1402
01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:02,140
Oh fuck.

1403
01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:02,140
Oh fuck.

1404
01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:03,140
Oh fuck.

1405
01:31:03,140 --> 01:31:04,140
Oh fuck.

1406
01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:06,340
Oh fuck.

1407
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:07,420
Oh fuck.

1408
01:31:11,420 --> 01:31:11,860
Bang.

1409
01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:21,440
I'm a bit wine-assed.

1410
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:23,280
Oh fuck.

1411
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,400
Mitch winehouse.

1412
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:24,660
Hi.

1413
01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:27,060
This fucking hell.

1414
01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:31,340
I wish I could pick up the shotgun.

1415
01:31:38,340 --> 01:31:39,040
Oh look at this.

1416
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,180
You can fucking drag a body.

1417
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:40,620
No way.

1418
01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,660
Like a rag doll.

1419
01:31:45,940 --> 01:31:49,460
You're done sunshine.

1420
01:31:49,460 --> 01:31:51,460
Your days are over.

1421
01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:54,660
Oi.

1422
01:31:55,420 --> 01:31:56,200
Get in here.

1423
01:31:57,420 --> 01:31:59,080
Get in here you slag.

1424
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:04,720
I want to hide you because I'm so sick of the fucking sighting.

1425
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:08,000
I'm going to hide your body inside this cupboard.

1426
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:09,340
Bye bye.

1427
01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:13,600
Get it.

1428
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,340
We're going to clean up this mess.

1429
01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:17,020
First and foremost.

1430
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:17,600
Oi.

1431
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:18,400
Gov.

1432
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:20,680
We have to go and kill the boss.

1433
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:20,980
Yeah.

1434
01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:22,240
But first and foremost.

1435
01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:24,000
We're going to tie you up around here.

1436
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,200
Yeah.

1437
01:32:24,820 --> 01:32:26,420
Get rid of some of the carcasses.

1438
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:31,300
Come on.

1439
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:32,620
You're coming with me.

1440
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:35,700
Fucking drag queen.

1441
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:36,480
What is this?

1442
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,640
RuPaul's Drag Race.

1443
01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:42,780
Take a drag of this mate.

1444
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,700
We're going to leave him over here by the window.

1445
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:47,120
So he gets a bit of sun.

1446
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,780
Bit of vitamin D.

1447
01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,980
There ain't no sun in London.

1448
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,480
Oh yeah.

1449
01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:54,580
Vitamin smog.

1450
01:32:54,580 --> 01:32:57,080
Nice.

1451
01:32:57,380 --> 01:33:00,120
He's got a nice Latvian ponytail on him.

1452
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:12,080
Thank you.

1453
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,340
Thanks very much Francis.

1454
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:17,400
Round up the boys to come Pintan.

1455
01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:19,840
I want the whole town to see me.

1456
01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:23,220
Quickly to the back.

1457
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:23,980
I found the stairs.

1458
01:33:24,180 --> 01:33:24,680
Follow me up.

1459
01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:25,120
Move.

1460
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:26,420
Move.

1461
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:27,960
Kura.

1462
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:29,140
Kegi Tulep.

1463
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:29,680
Jodhva.

1464
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:31,200
Oi.

1465
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:32,040
Oh he's down.

1466
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,660
Up the stairs.

1467
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:44,680
Down the stairs.

1468
01:33:45,740 --> 01:33:46,680
Who cares?

1469
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:54,600
Naughty boys.

1470
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,160
Naughty boys.

1471
01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:55,880
Naughty boys.

1472
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:56,780
Naughty boys.

1473
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:57,400
Naughty boys.

1474
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,120
Naughty boys.

1475
01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,980
Get out.

1476
01:34:02,060 --> 01:34:02,580
Help.

1477
01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:03,920
This way.

1478
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:04,600
Down here.

1479
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:05,460
Please help.

1480
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:06,660
This is it.

1481
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:07,640
Go here first.

1482
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:08,000
We talk.

1483
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:09,340
Nyeh.

1484
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:10,800
What the hell?

1485
01:34:13,740 --> 01:34:14,800
This is naughty.

1486
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:16,560
This is proper naughty.

1487
01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:18,660
Naughty dog.

1488
01:34:18,660 --> 01:34:18,960
Hello.

1489
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,300
Please.

1490
01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:20,940
Anybody.

1491
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:22,220
Oh.

1492
01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:23,220
Who is it?

1493
01:34:23,620 --> 01:34:23,900
Hello.

1494
01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:27,500
Cuffing.

1495
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,080
Hello.

1496
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,580
I'm in here.

1497
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,260
Oh thank God.

1498
01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:40,880
I'd applaud but my hands are tied.

1499
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:44,860
I wouldn't bother the bitch is gone.

1500
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:48,480
Hello.

1501
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:49,540
You found me.

1502
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,320
Mission complete.

1503
01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:51,000
I'm here.

1504
01:34:51,260 --> 01:34:52,020
She's a soul.

1505
01:34:57,700 --> 01:34:58,160
Look.

1506
01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:00,420
I don't want to seem like an attention seeker but.

1507
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:04,760
Could you untie me?

1508
01:35:06,180 --> 01:35:06,460
What?

1509
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:11,740
Can you walk?

1510
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:13,240
Last time I tried.

1511
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,440
She's a cheeky number.

1512
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:17,160
As near as possible.

1513
01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:18,200
It's fine by me.

1514
01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:19,460
As quickly as possible.

1515
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:21,160
I'm taking you back to the station.

1516
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,260
Are you injured?

1517
01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:29,980
Thank you.

1518
01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:32,220
Jackie Phillips.

1519
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:34,560
This way Miss Phillips.

1520
01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,240
Proper salt.

1521
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:36,560
Proper salt mate.

1522
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:42,980
So what's the plan?

1523
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,140
Stay close to me.

1524
01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:47,300
Here.

1525
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:49,500
Everyone in the fucking chat there now.

1526
01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,660
I've got a bone to pick with you.

1527
01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:54,360
Everyone is saying.

1528
01:35:54,780 --> 01:35:55,140
Fucking.

1529
01:35:55,340 --> 01:35:56,960
Why is your man's head so big?

1530
01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,360
Are you talking about me?

1531
01:35:58,500 --> 01:35:59,820
Are you on about my fucking head?

1532
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,180
You cunts.

1533
01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:04,200
Are you saying that I've got a big head?

1534
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:06,500
Every time I look at the chat for the last.

1535
01:36:06,700 --> 01:36:07,920
Last 20 minutes now.

1536
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:08,660
And I'm getting.

1537
01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:10,320
It's annoying me.

1538
01:36:10,620 --> 01:36:12,220
All I keep seeing is someone writing.

1539
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:13,880
He's got a big fucking head.

1540
01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:17,340
Is.

1541
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,460
You're out there doing that.

1542
01:36:23,340 --> 01:36:24,760
That's what you're fucking doing.

1543
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:27,280
No.

1544
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:29,680
It's swollen.

1545
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:29,980
Huh?

1546
01:36:38,780 --> 01:36:40,520
I can't believe a fucking word.

1547
01:36:40,580 --> 01:36:40,820
Any.

1548
01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:41,580
Say anyway.

1549
01:36:45,740 --> 01:36:46,220
All right.

1550
01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,640
Let's get this bird out of here.

1551
01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:49,280
We need to get a safe and sound.

1552
01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:50,200
We need to get.

1553
01:36:50,580 --> 01:36:51,740
We need to get her out.

1554
01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:53,260
Call Mitch.

1555
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,660
Get a black cab down here.

1556
01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:57,260
Rapid transit.

1557
01:36:59,060 --> 01:36:59,560
Uh oh.

1558
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,580
Watch out.

1559
01:37:01,580 --> 01:37:02,520
Fuck.

1560
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:03,520
They're insane.

1561
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:04,840
He'll kill us all.

1562
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,540
I don't think he cares.

1563
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:07,120
Keep moving.

1564
01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:13,440
Oh my god.

1565
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:14,700
It's collapsing.

1566
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:18,380
As it fucking collapsing.

1567
01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:19,000
Jump.

1568
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,580
You want me to jump it?

1569
01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:21,940
Just all of my lead.

1570
01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:26,160
How do we get across?

1571
01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:26,660
All right.

1572
01:37:28,820 --> 01:37:30,420
It's like 9-11 is right.

1573
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:31,660
Super bass.

1574
01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:32,320
Super bass.

1575
01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:33,540
Fine.

1576
01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:34,400
I have the hostage.

1577
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,760
We'll find another way down.

1578
01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:36,420
Fucking hell.

1579
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:37,780
Waiting.

1580
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,420
Boku dosanke man.

1581
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:40,540
Seven seconds.

1582
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:41,320
Waiting.

1583
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:41,940
Brainschlug.

1584
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,660
Thanks for the seven seconds, man.

1585
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,720
Boku dosanke man.

1586
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:47,100
Burra cochin.

1587
01:37:49,220 --> 01:37:49,540
Boku.

1588
01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:51,620
Through the toilets.

1589
01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:52,620
Through the jacks.

1590
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:53,780
Fucking hell man.

1591
01:37:54,060 --> 01:37:55,140
DJ jacks.

1592
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:57,700
Fucking jacks from Mortal Kombat man.

1593
01:37:58,260 --> 01:37:59,680
He was hiding in the jacks.

1594
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:00,140
Get in.

1595
01:38:00,660 --> 01:38:01,560
I'll kill ya.

1596
01:38:02,220 --> 01:38:02,480
I'll.

1597
01:38:03,580 --> 01:38:04,760
I'll kill ya.

1598
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,620
We get in the lift and fucking head downtown.

1599
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:08,680
Right.

1600
01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:10,700
We're done.

1601
01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:13,860
Too much.

1602
01:38:13,860 --> 01:38:13,920
Too much.

1603
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:15,480
Too much crime.

1604
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:16,740
Too much crime.

1605
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,740
Oh, there's too much crime going on.

1606
01:38:19,740 --> 01:38:21,680
Where's your mom?

1607
01:38:22,420 --> 01:38:23,580
Where's your mom?

1608
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:24,900
Where's your mom?

1609
01:38:26,300 --> 01:38:27,080
Can't do it.

1610
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:28,960
It's hard sometimes to do the cockney.

1611
01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:29,500
Oh.

1612
01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:31,920
Where's your mom?

1613
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:33,320
Where's your mom?

1614
01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:33,780
Mom.

1615
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:34,460
Mom.

1616
01:38:34,940 --> 01:38:35,840
Where's your mom?

1617
01:38:36,860 --> 01:38:37,760
Where's your dad?

1618
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:39,300
Where's your mom?

1619
01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:43,520
Mission failed.

1620
01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,300
You were killed.

1621
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:45,200
We'll.

1622
01:38:45,260 --> 01:38:47,020
We'll just jump right back into this.

1623
01:38:47,020 --> 01:38:54,200
Serious amount of crime going on here, boys.

1624
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:56,700
Half past crime.

1625
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,420
What time is it?

1626
01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:59,020
Half past crime.

1627
01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:00,560
Quarter to crime, mate.

1628
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,100
Ten past crime.

1629
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:06,520
Why don't you just suck my fat pig while you cheap English fool?

1630
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:11,040
Oh, Lacrienne insults are coming thick and fast.

1631
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:16,760
Go on, Peek. Make my day. This is 44 P. Magnum. You feel licky, punk?

1632
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:20,740
It's just gone 10 past crime, mate.

1633
01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:22,680
And you're dead.

1634
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,400
You're gonzo.

1635
01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:32,820
Covent Garden. I saw your mum down at Covent Garden Market selling flies.

1636
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,640
Nailed him.

1637
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:45,240
You want a slice of cottage pie? You want a slice of cottage pie? You want a slice of cottage pie, mate?

1638
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,240
Don't move. Stay there.

1639
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,240
Get lost.

1640
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:57,240
Oh, fuck your shit big with exhaust. Motherfuck you. Motherfuck you. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

1641
01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:04,440
Why don't you seek a Kolesnikov up yours? Tosser. The target's down.

1642
01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:14,040
Please tell me it's the end of this fucking rank situation. We're going now, do we?

1643
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:15,640
Target down.

1644
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:35,240
We can't keep you here, Jackie. I know.

1645
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,240
Hi, Jackie.

1646
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,240
Your sidekick.

1647
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,240
Start talking, Jackie.

1648
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,240
Sergeant Mitchell will be driving you to the safe house.

1649
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:41,240
Sergeant Mitchell.

1650
01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:42,240
What do you mean?

1651
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:43,840
I'm here at Regent's Park. I'll meet you there later.

1652
01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:46,840
If you want the information, I'll need my files.

1653
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,840
It's arranged. Someone's collecting them.

1654
01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:51,840
Someone's going to pick you up.

1655
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:53,440
We have to leave now.

1656
01:40:53,440 --> 01:40:54,440
Blackham.

1657
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:55,440
The knowledge.

1658
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:57,440
None of you, but...

1659
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:01,440
Sergeant Mitchell, I'm sure you're very good at your job, but I warn you, a few cop cars

1660
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:03,040
won't put these people off, you know.

1661
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:05,040
We know.

1662
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:09,040
Oh.

1663
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:11,040
Sergeant Mitchell.

1664
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:11,040
Spares, isn't it?

1665
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:13,040
I mean, what's that mean to me?

1666
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:14,040
Sergeant Mitchell.

1667
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:17,040
It's my job.

1668
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,640
Thanks very much, Vincent Brown.

1669
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,640
Thanks very much, Vincent Brown.

1670
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,640
You're the quiet one, aren't you?

1671
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:27,640
Quite the moody action man.

1672
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:30,640
Put your seatbelt on.

1673
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:34,640
Put your seatbelt on.

1674
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:40,640
We're going for a spin around London town.

1675
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,640
In an unmarked laguna.

1676
01:41:43,640 --> 01:42:03,240
We're fucked.

1677
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:07,240
We're fucked.

1678
01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:13,240
Mitch.

1679
01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:14,240
Mitch.

1680
01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:15,240
Come on, Mitch.

1681
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,240
They got her in a van.

1682
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:17,240
I'm in pursuit.

1683
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:18,240
Oh.

1684
01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:19,240
Oh no.

1685
01:42:19,240 --> 01:42:20,240
Oh no.

1686
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:25,240
It's all gone pizza, mate.

1687
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:39,240
I didn't fucking save it either.

1688
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:55,240
I didn't fucking save it either.

1689
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:56,240
Glitch.

1690
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240
Glitch.

1691
01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:58,240
Why not?

1692
01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:06,240
I don't care if it gets done.

1693
01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:08,240
Just get it done and get it done fast.

1694
01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:11,240
Because if it don't get it done, then it's never going to get done.

1695
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:18,240
Thanks very much, Eric.

1696
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:20,240
I appreciate it, mate.

1697
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:24,240
This has gone fucking naughty or give a...

1698
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,240
Fucking vib...

1699
01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:29,240
It's vibrating like a mad bastard.

1700
01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:30,240
Listen to this.

1701
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:35,240
Vibratran.

1702
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,240
Phil glitch-o.

1703
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,240
Phil glitch-o.

1704
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:38,240
It's gone Phil glitch-o.

1705
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:39,240
Oh no, man.

1706
01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:40,240
Oh no.

1707
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:41,160
Still vibrating.

1708
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:45,100
Feel glitchy.

1709
01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:47,740
It's gone feel glitchy.

1710
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:53,620
Oh no man.

1711
01:43:54,860 --> 01:43:56,020
Oh no.

1712
01:44:00,020 --> 01:44:02,120
We'll have to continue this tomorrow.

1713
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:06,280
We'll have to fucking continue this tomorrow.

1714
01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:11,360
But listen thanks very much Vibratron for watching.

1715
01:44:11,860 --> 01:44:13,180
And everyone watching there.

1716
01:44:13,260 --> 01:44:14,140
London's fucked.

1717
01:44:14,740 --> 01:44:15,740
London is fucked.

1718
01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:18,140
That's not my fault.

1719
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:18,820
That's London.

1720
01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:21,620
Place has gone to fuck.

1721
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,220
And also thanks for watching.

1722
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:25,300
And you're probably.

1723
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:28,320
Hopefully it auto saved Stephen.

1724
01:44:28,580 --> 01:44:29,820
Hopefully it fucking auto saved.

1725
01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:30,900
Let's have a little look.

1726
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:40,800
It doesn't matter because I have.

1727
01:44:43,020 --> 01:44:44,500
A memory card somewhere.

1728
01:44:46,440 --> 01:44:49,880
That has a save on from 2004 or 2005.

1729
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:50,480
No.

1730
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:20,520
You're either with us.

1731
01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:21,920
Or you're against us.

1732
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:36,760
The thing is Jake McPartland.

1733
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:37,980
What I can do is.

1734
01:45:38,260 --> 01:45:40,800
Rig the PS2 up to the fucking capture card.

1735
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:43,820
There's a way of doing it man.

1736
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:54,820
It's not working.

1737
01:45:55,560 --> 01:45:56,000
It's fucked.

1738
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:56,060
It's fucked.

1739
01:46:08,440 --> 01:46:09,320
Fucking hell.

1740
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:39,300
I'm out.

1741
01:46:39,300 --> 01:47:09,280
I'm out.

1742
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:11,280
I'm out.

1743
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,280
I'm out.

1744
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:15,280
I'm out.

1745
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:17,280
I'm out.

1746
01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:19,280
I'm out.

1747
01:47:19,280 --> 01:47:21,280
I'm out.

1748
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:23,280
I'm out.

1749
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:25,280
I'm out.

1750
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:27,280
I'm out.

1751
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:29,280
I'm out.

1752
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,280
I'm out.

1753
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:33,280
I'm out.

1754
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:35,280
I'm out.

1755
01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:37,280
I'm out.

1756
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:39,280
I'm out.

1757
01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:41,280
I'm out.

1758
01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:43,280
I'm out.

1759
01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:45,280
I'm out.

1760
01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:47,280
Brain Schlug.

1761
01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:49,280
Thank you very much Brain Schlug.

1762
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:51,280
What about this?

1763
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:09,280
That man. That's called fucking Teletubby. Clearly you can't pass for it.

1764
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:16,280
Thanks very much. Thanks very much.

1765
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:30,280
I'm going to get down to get down fast. If it don't get done, then it's never going to get done.

1766
01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:34,280
Thanks very much, Eric.

1767
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:50,280
Thanks very much.

1768
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:52,280
I'm going to get down fast.

1769
01:48:52,280 --> 01:48:54,280
I'm going to fix it.

1770
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:56,280
I'm going to fix it.

1771
01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:58,280
And we're going to come back to you at some stage with that.

1772
01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:02,280
But sure, look, it's fucking an hour and 50 minutes streaming.

1773
01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:08,280
So that was, that was, uh, was probably going to only do two hours anyway.

1774
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,280
Two and a half.

1775
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:12,280
Something else is fucked up there.

1776
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:14,280
But I know what you're wondering.

1777
01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,280
Pardon me.

1778
01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:17,280
Pardon me.

1779
01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:18,280
I know what you're wondering.

1780
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:19,280
I know what you're wondering.

1781
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:20,280
It's a bad part.

1782
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:22,280
Oh, mom, what you doing, you slag?

1783
01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:23,280
I don't know, Marcus.

1784
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,280
I just stand here all day.

1785
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:27,280
Thanks very much.

1786
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:28,280
John shocks.

1787
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:30,280
I really appreciate that.

1788
01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:38,280
And I was having a lovely time playing this game because I feel as though I finally found something that is going to replace Shenmue as a daytime.

1789
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:40,280
It's a daytime streamer.

1790
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:42,280
It's a real daytime streamer.

1791
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:48,280
But in a way, I'm kind of happy that it fucking ended prematurely because I don't want to.

1792
01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:49,280
I don't want it all to be blown.

1793
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:52,280
I don't want the loads, the load of the getaway to be blown.

1794
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:55,280
Although I did say I'd fucking clock it by tomorrow.

1795
01:49:55,280 --> 01:50:00,280
Tell you what, I'm going to fuck off and I'll be back and I'll fix it and I'll come back.

1796
01:50:00,280 --> 01:50:03,280
Meanwhile, I know what you're thinking.

1797
01:50:03,280 --> 01:50:10,280
What you've witnessed here was some amazing acting masterclass workshop in Cockney.

1798
01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:11,280
How to be Cockney.

1799
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:15,280
And John shocks.

1800
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:16,280
Thank you very much.

1801
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:17,280
John shocks there.

1802
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:18,280
This is for you, John shocks.

1803
01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:22,280
This is Cockney acting masterclass part two.

1804
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:24,280
And we'll see you later on, everybody.

1805
01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:25,280
Thanks for watching.

1806
01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:27,280
And God bless.

1807
01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:32,280
And this is how to act like you're in a Guy Ritchie movie part two.

1808
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,280
Best of luck with you.

1809
01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:35,280
Bye bye.

1810
01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:40,280
This is the second in a series of acting working shop masterclasses.

1811
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:45,280
And in this situation, Phil is after going down to the shop.

1812
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:46,280
He's come back from the shop again.

1813
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:48,280
This time with the wrong fruit.

1814
01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:49,280
What?

1815
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,280
I got that banana you wanted.

1816
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,280
Who said I wanted a banana?

1817
01:50:49,280 --> 01:51:03,280
We'll go for a second take on that one.

1818
01:51:03,280 --> 01:51:04,280
Action.

1819
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:05,280
Oi, oi, oi.

1820
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:07,280
Who said I wanted a banana?

1821
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:08,280
Lovely stuff.

1822
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:09,280
Or Arthur.

1823
01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:14,280
Don't be giving me the run around again, Arthur.

1824
01:51:14,280 --> 01:51:17,280
I bought you a fife.

1825
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,280
That's what you asked for, right?

1826
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:20,280
Do me a favour.

1827
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:23,280
Go inside the bathroom, yeah?

1828
01:51:23,280 --> 01:51:28,280
And stick that banana where the sun does shine.

1829
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:31,280
I will do no such thing, Arthur.

1830
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,280
I will do no such thing.

1831
01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:35,280
Now do you want this banana?

1832
01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:37,280
Or are we going to have a bit of trouble?

1833
01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:40,280
I distinctly remember asking you, yeah?

1834
01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:42,280
To bring back an apple.

1835
01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:45,280
Now fuck off and get me an apple.

1836
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:46,280
Alright, easy.

1837
01:51:46,280 --> 01:51:48,280
I'll bring you an apple.

1838
01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:50,280
I gave you the bananas an option, Arthur.

1839
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:52,280
I like options, yeah?

1840
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:55,280
But I don't like the options you have given me.

1841
01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:57,280
I don't like them, Billy.

1842
01:51:57,280 --> 01:52:01,280
And sooner or later, those options are going to fucking end up.

1843
01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,280
Too many options.

1844
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,280
You're going to have too many options.

1845
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:04,280
You don't know what to do with them.

1846
01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:07,280
So the problem with your options is, Billy.

1847
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:10,280
The problem with your fucking options, Phil,

1848
01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:12,280
is that you've given me too many options.

1849
01:52:12,280 --> 01:52:14,280
I don't want those options, yeah?

1850
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:18,280
And I'm trying to vibe it.

1851
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:21,280
It's not really working at the moment, but I mean, look,

1852
01:52:21,280 --> 01:52:23,280
that's lesson two anyway.

1853
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:26,280
It was tense and he was running out of options.

1854
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,120
- God bless.

1855
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:27,380
Thank you.

1856
01:52:27,380 --> 01:52:57,360
Thank you.
